I am NOT diving into that hot mess of a lore just so I can write a witty flavor line.
Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory
Square Enix Business Division 1
2
Another rerun of the "England turns into a Fascist Hell because a terrorist farted" episode.
Watch Dogs: Legion
Ubisoft Toronto
3
Spoilers: Sylvanas was a good guy all along and she'll be honored at the end of the expansion. I'll see you fuckers next year.
World of Warcraft: Shadowlands
Blizzard Entertainment
4
Does assembling the avengers mean anything to the player or does the generic template robot baddies compensate for any lack of motivation?
Marvel's Avengers
Crystal Dynamics, Eidos-Montréal
5
Life's a glitch, and then you die.
Cyberpunk 2077
CD Projekt, CD Projekt RED
6
Alright team, what if we did a remake but we called it re:make and we remake the entire storyline and lets have everyone do crazy insane stunts from AC and what if this is just the beginning of a timeloop and this game actually took place after AC in a different timeline even though it's a remake but it's not really a remake because the game itself is a remake of the game but Sephiroth is not and neither is Aerith but
Final Fantasy VII Remake
Square Enix Business Division 1
7
I swear to god Isabelle if I have to hear about your television viewing habits one more time
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Nintendo, Nintendo EPD
8
You know, maybe we can just enjoy the historical Viking slashing without the cut to real world garbage.
Assassin's Creed Valhalla
Ubisoft Montréal
9
I thought I wanted revenge, but then I didn't.
The Last of Us Part II
Naughty Dog
10
Doomfags so worried about story, their nuts start QUAKIN' when you ask for lore.
Doom Eternal
id Software
11
I have no mouth and I want to stop thinking about bugsnax
Bugsnax
Young Horses
12
Just because you look like Teen Titans GO! doesn't mean you have to act like it too.
