Button masher with Destiny mechanics. It looks nice I guess. What was this game about again?
Godfall
Counterplay Games
2
Why yes I am perfectly content to wait behind time walls to get to the fun parts of the game and I know it doesn't include a minigame island or whatever that's fine and yes I don't care that playing co-op eliminates 90% of the game's features I like it that way!!1
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Nintendo, Nintendo EPD
3
Step 1. Walk forward
Step 2. Jump.
You are now a master of this game.
Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout
Mediatonic
4
You need at least 20 resin to vote for this. See you in 3 hours!
Genshin Impact
miHoYo
5
The further away from Assassins these games get, the worse they become.
Assassin's Creed Valhalla
Ubisoft Montréal
6
You know what this beat em up needs? Non-sequitur mini games!
Battletoads
Dlala Studios, Rare
7
"That wasn't in the blueprints!? How did that get approved?"
Warcraft III: Reforged
Blizzard Entertainment, Lemon Sky Studios
8
The barest of bare minimum.
Marvel's Avengers
Crystal Dynamics, Eidos-Montréal
9
Sorry to say, but Mario Bros. 1 isn't exactly the most engaging game anymore. Even with 34 other people.
Super Mario Bros. 35
Arika
10
Did they really think the bad gameplay was why people liked the first one?
Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise
Toybox Inc., White Owls Inc., Now Production
11
Ohh a gun upgrade! Ohh a gun upgrade! Ohh a gun upgrade! Ohh!-
Cyberpunk 2077
CD Projekt Red
12
Press X to feel absolutely miserable. Press O to make Ellie ugly cry for 5 real life hours.
