Self-inserting himself into everyone's waifu. Poor Joshua.

FOOOOOOORE!!!!

Dina stays, we go. End of story.

*BRAAAAAAAP* Oh my, how pungent, excuse me.

Can I just play as Spider-Man instead?

Pretty sure she wouldn't be so hated if the game didn't FORCE YOU to play as her.

Might mean Court-martial, but shooting him down would be worth it.

"Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, Now I'd like to take a minute don't be a drag, I'll tell you how I became a teen with exaggerated swag."

Just like the game, he kinda overstays his welcome.

(You)

>kills multitudes of people only to realize at the last second that revenge bad

GOOOOOOOOD MORRRRRNING VGAS! Here to tell you that I, THE Minecraft Steve, am here to win this award!