I'm excited for the inevitability of some autistic /v/irgin attempting to grow rice in their front lawn within the next few years.

Don't think of it as a gacha game. Think of it as an open world game with monthly DLC.

I WANT TO SERVE PANDEMONICA SO BAD I WANT HER TO BREAK MY FINGERS LIKE TINY NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HER FAT ASS I WANT

Like it or hate it, it knows how to mix it up.

Crazy Wands + Finnish Folklore + Physics make for unique game.

When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength.

FOR KARL!

/m/'s sleeper hit.

<<You won't believe this, Jean-Louise, an Ace Combat killer!>>

Maybe this will lead to Mario Party Online?

"Your youth provides you with a certain mindless strength. But, such power has its limits."

It's the game everybody's talkin' 'bout.